Material
Milkweed is uncommonly used fiber that has unique characteristics such as insulation, cottonlike quality and buoyancy. It was used as stuffing for lifejackets in World War II which proved it was effective enough to hold an average person in water.
Despite this I still did my own studies to prove that milkweed was an ideal material for this satirical piece. Below you can see the tests done to see how long milkweed was able to float in various casings.